Plants Versus Insects

The rise of plant based foods in the last year has been startling, as has the recognition that vegetables are plants and that plants are sexier.

The veggie burger has been supplanted (no pun intended) by the plant burger and by doing so has cast aside any lingering images of placard carrying hippy activists such as Neil from The Young Ones.

Nice people have plants, and they are less controversial than vegetables.  The environmental footprint of plants is less than livestock, however there’s another source of protein with a similarly low impact. Insects.

Insects are less cuddly than plants. I personally wouldn’t keep a large one in the bedroom. They are also slightly less vegan, but on the plus side they do consume animal an human waste and create less greenhouse gas than livestock.

Perhaps the quest for protein will boil down to vegans vs insectivores. Personally I will always prefer a plant burger. It just isn’t cricket.

 

H/t image from plants vs insects game, available on Amazon.

Beet is Burger

Sounds like Morrissey with a cold but this is a beetroot inspired burger, for those of you who like it purple.

The recipe is as follows.

Fry some chopped onions and chopped red pepper in a pan, wth a pinch of pepper, turmeric and cumin.

Put this all in a smoothie machine with a large beetroot, not the sort that comes pickled in a jar, the vegetable one. Add a tin of chick peas, a tablespoon of oil and an egg. And some spinach if you have it.  Also some sweet chilli sauce, or any sauce which might help.

Take it out and form into burger shapes on tin foil.

Cook in the oven for 20 mins at 200C, or 180 in a fan oven. Gingerly urn over after 10 mins so it doesn’t crumble.

Eat in a bun. Follow with a dessert; a custard flan, caramel flan, or whatever charming flan you prefer.

Chinese Takeaway

All couped up in quarantine and fancy a Chinese? No problem – in Wutan, home deliveries have become increasingly popular. What’s more you can get the temperature of your courier to guard against them bringing more than you ordered.
We do hear that the Corovirus chicken with spring onions and ginger is very popular!
https://www.ft.com/content/6a116998-4ca9-11ea-95a0-43d18ec715f5

Bacteria poops protein!

Finnish scientists have fed hydrogen to bacteria and gathered the end product which turns out to be protein.

This farm free technology is expected to be mainstream by 2030, so we’ll all be eating this stuff, called Solein, pretty soon. It’s cheaper than soya and no beans are harmed in the process.

As to the science behind it, I still can’t quite understand how pea burgers work, so Solein is completely beyond me. I can just imagine that its quite a lot of bacteria required to form a quarter pounder bactburger!

Just A Perfect Steak

Lou Reed used to like eating steak and apparently his favourite was cooked in butter at high temperature at Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn.

A friend of his drew a rather funky picture (the thumbnail) commemorating Lou and steak, so I can only guess it was really nice. The picture of Lou Reed with a milkshake in New York is unrelated, but its the best i could find at a restaurant.

At least it was better than Warhol’s cooking – the exploding mastic inedible!

Article: https://tonyfitzpatrick.wordpress.com/2013/11/11/lunch-drawing-22-looking-for-soul-food-drawing-for-lou-reed/

H/t photograph: Waring Abbott/Getty Images

Can’t Stand Meat Now

Dete Doherty had a large breakfast the other day, and a milkshake.

Pete Doherty ate a large breakfast yesterday, including four bacon, four sausage and a burger, and finished all of it. It’s not known if he had tea or coffee, but the cafe manager did confirm he had a strawberry milkshake.

He was thin last month at the Royal Festival Hall.

Straight Cakes

Thanks to the supreme court ruling, there’s never been a better time to jump into the hetro pastry industry’ – with Straight Cakes!

Laurie Anderson Smoked Fish Chowder

 

It’s Laurie Anderson’s 71st birthday. Here’s an article with the recipe, eating the same pie for a year and bits about her concert for dogs.

Follow for the fish:

#dogs  #chowder #rageagainstthecuisine

Recipe

Smoked whitefish chowder
Serves 4 to 6

Ingredients
1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 tbsp unsalted butter
2 leeks, diced
1 carrot, diced
2 small stalks celery, diced
1 clove garlic, chopped
1 large russet potato, peeled and cut into cubes
2 tsps fresh thyme, finely chopped
60g flour
60ml dry white wine
475ml vegetable stock
1 bay leaf
475ml whole milk
225g smoked whitefish meat, cut into small pieces
180ml full cream

To garnish
Handful dill, chopped
Few espelette pepper flakes

The method

  1. Heat olive oil and butter in large stockpot over medium heat. Add leeks, carrot and celery and cook for 5 minutes, until soft.
  2. Add garlic, potatoes, thyme and cook for 2 minutes.
  3. Sprinkle flour over vegetables and stir to create a dry roux.
  4. Stir the wine, stock and bay leaf. Bring to a simmer for 30 minutes. Stir in milk and whitefish and return mixture to a gentle simmer.
  5. Discard bay leaf. Stir in cream and season with salt and pepper. Garnish with dill and espelette pepper. Serve.

Tesco pies may contain wire

 

Tesco are recalling their pies this morning as they may contain wire.

(I thought it was worth a plug)

Link: Tesco Piegate

 

Image: AmericanImmigrationCouncil.org

Rump (mis)steak in Adelaide

Occasionally such news stories break; this time an error in the spelling of Angus has sent mirth cascading across the interweb.

The butt of the joke is an Adelaide supermarket. Here at Rage we require independent verification that Anus Beef Sausages are a thing, and not just the whim of a photoshop  prankster, before we would repeat such claims.

Please forward to anyone who may know about this incident. Let’s get to the bottom of it.

Rump mis-steak in Adelaide

Occasionally such news stories break; this time an error in the spelling of Angus has sent mirth cascading across the interweb.

The butt of the joke is an Adelaide supermarket. Here at Rage we require independent verification that Anus Beef Sausages are a thing, and not just the whim of a photoshop  prankster, before we would repeat such claims.

Let’s  get to the bottom of it.

Roadkill Supper Club

An evening of cuisine with a conscience in London tonight. What they lack in height they make up in width.

It’s a kind of drive though restaurant, and the only place in town where a surprised hedgehog becomes the hedgehog surprise! Menu subject to change, for the full rundown, click the link below.

http://uk.funzing.com/funz/roadkill-supper-club-9878#see-more

Chuck Berry

This recipe started out as Sympathy For The Breville – but then it hit a bit of a snag in that I don’t have any bread, any cheese, nor a snack and sandwich toaster to hand. It’s early spring and the brambles are scarce, so the evening’s recipe turned into a late night fruit hunting session.

The benefit of foraging for fruit in an urban environment is that it’s much more civilised; if you look round Soho you may even find a Bohemian Raspberry. The trouble is it’s dark and some of the fruit is toxic, particularly the holly plant which causes nausea and sickness – causing you to Chuck Berry all over the garden.

Find some raspberries. Wash them under a tap

Boil in a saucepan with a quarter cup of honey, a half cup of water, a squeezed orange and grate some of the peel in it too

Boil like for a minute, simmer for 15 mins after. Cool it down.

H/t: Image courtesy of chuckberry.com.

 

 

 

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The King And Pie

Elvis

Elvis liked his dinner. Lots of other stars liked food as well, sometimes having favourites!

Who would have guessed that John Lennon liked Jaffa Cakes so much he ate them regularly for a week! Or a classy lad like Noel Gallagher liked Pot Noodles?

But what did Bowie like to eat with a glass of milk? Just like Buzzfeed click the article link to find out…

Bowie’s dietary habits

Snowden The Hole

SnowdenThis is a companion dish to Julian Lasagne, although the two are very rarely seen in the same room. I wasn’t going to divulge the recipe for this as, well… it does utilise my own special secret mixture of herbs and spices which gives a unique tinge to the batter. But what are a few ingredients between friends?

There are rumours it’s been enjoyed in a number of intelligence agencies due to a backdoor in the recipe, so I’ve blown my own whistle on this one. Eating this could very well help with transit… possibly a bit too well. Cook thoroughly, or you’ll be making more unscheduled stops than the Bolivian president’s jet.

snowden-quote

The recipe is as follows:

Find some pork sausages, plenty of them, reduced to clear of course,

Normally you would put these in a casserole dish and just bake, but I decided to scorch them first in a pan

My batter wasn’t great, but ideally you should whisk together eggs, flour and milk so it’s fairly smooth. Mine looked like a snowdrift in a Siberian sausage factory

Place the sausages in the casserole dish, three-quarter cover in batter and heat at 220C for half an hour. You may notice that the sausages are all tied together; ideally separate them before you start baking.

Rage Cuisine Tip:

Mount Snowdon used to be a hill in Wales; now it’s a honey trap operation. Always take care with your sausage.

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