Just A Perfect Steak

Lou Reed used to like eating steak and apparently his favourite was cooked in butter at high temperature at Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn.

A friend of his drew a rather funky picture (the thumbnail) commemorating Lou and steak, so I can only guess it was really nice. The picture of Lou Reed with a milkshake in New York is unrelated, but its the best i could find at a restaurant.

At least it was better than Warhol’s cooking – the exploding mastic inedible!

Article: https://tonyfitzpatrick.wordpress.com/2013/11/11/lunch-drawing-22-looking-for-soul-food-drawing-for-lou-reed/

H/t photograph: Waring Abbott/Getty Images

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Can’t Stand Meat Now

Dete Doherty had a large breakfast the other day, and a milkshake.

Pete Doherty ate a large breakfast yesterday, including four bacon, four sausage and a burger, and finished all of it. It’s not known if he had tea or coffee, but the cafe manager did confirm he had a strawberry milkshake.

He was thin last month at the Royal Festival Hall.

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Straight Cakes

Thanks to the supreme court ruling, there’s never been a better time to jump into the hetro pastry industry’ – with Straight Cakes!

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Connective tissue clean burgers coming soon


Stem cell grown burgers for the vegan carnivore are here already but are too deer for my tastes.

Interesting article on the emerging cultured meat industry. http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2018-05-06/vegan-alternative-plant-based-meat-grown-in-lab/9726436

Image h/t Impossible Foods #vegan #foodporn #science #Rageagainstthecuisine

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Laurie Anderson Smoked Fish Chowder


It’s Laurie Anderson’s 71st birthday. Here’s an article with the recipe, eating the same pie for a year and bits about her concert for dogs.

Follow for the fish:

#dogs  #chowder #rageagainstthecuisine


Smoked whitefish chowder
Serves 4 to 6

1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 tbsp unsalted butter
2 leeks, diced
1 carrot, diced
2 small stalks celery, diced
1 clove garlic, chopped
1 large russet potato, peeled and cut into cubes
2 tsps fresh thyme, finely chopped
60g flour
60ml dry white wine
475ml vegetable stock
1 bay leaf
475ml whole milk
225g smoked whitefish meat, cut into small pieces
180ml full cream

To garnish
Handful dill, chopped
Few espelette pepper flakes

The method

  1. Heat olive oil and butter in large stockpot over medium heat. Add leeks, carrot and celery and cook for 5 minutes, until soft.
  2. Add garlic, potatoes, thyme and cook for 2 minutes.
  3. Sprinkle flour over vegetables and stir to create a dry roux.
  4. Stir the wine, stock and bay leaf. Bring to a simmer for 30 minutes. Stir in milk and whitefish and return mixture to a gentle simmer.
  5. Discard bay leaf. Stir in cream and season with salt and pepper. Garnish with dill and espelette pepper. Serve.

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Tesco pies may contain wire


Tesco are recalling their pies this morning as they may contain wire.

(I thought it was worth a plug)

Link: Tesco Piegate


Image: AmericanImmigrationCouncil.org

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Rump (mis)steak in Adelaide

Occasionally such news stories break; this time an error in the spelling of Angus has sent mirth cascading across the interweb.

The butt of the joke is an Adelaide supermarket. Here at Rage we require independent verification that Anus Beef Sausages are a thing, and not just the whim of a photoshop  prankster, before we would repeat such claims.

Please forward to anyone who may know about this incident. Let’s get to the bottom of it.

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Rump mis-steak in Adelaide

Occasionally such news stories break; this time an error in the spelling of Angus has sent mirth cascading across the interweb.

The butt of the joke is an Adelaide supermarket. Here at Rage we require independent verification that Anus Beef Sausages are a thing, and not just the whim of a photoshop  prankster, before we would repeat such claims.

Let’s  get to the bottom of it.

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Roadkill Supper Club

An evening of cuisine with a conscience in London tonight. What they lack in height they make up in width.

It’s a kind of drive though restaurant, and the only place in town where a surprised hedgehog becomes the hedgehog surprise! Menu subject to change, for the full rundown, click the link below.


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Chuck Berry

This recipe started out as Sympathy For The Breville – but then it hit a bit of a snag in that I don’t have any bread, any cheese, nor a snack and sandwich toaster to hand. It’s early spring and the brambles are scarce, so the evening’s recipe turned into a late night fruit hunting session.

The benefit of foraging for fruit in an urban environment is that it’s much more civilised; if you look round Soho you may even find a Bohemian Raspberry. The trouble is it’s dark and some of the fruit is toxic, particularly the holly plant which causes nausea and sickness – causing you to Chuck Berry all over the garden.

Find some raspberries. Wash them under a tap

Boil in a saucepan with a quarter cup of honey, a half cup of water, a squeezed orange and grate some of the peel in it too

Boil like for a minute, simmer for 15 mins after. Cool it down.

H/t: Image courtesy of chuckberry.com.




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Man Eats KFC Candle For Light Snack

A fairly fat guy in New Zealand has eaten a candle for charity. He said it tasted just like KFC. Here’s the video.

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Vanilla Ice On The Menu

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The King And Pie


Elvis liked his dinner. Lots of other stars liked food as well, sometimes having favourites!

Who would have guessed that John Lennon liked Jaffa Cakes so much he ate them regularly for a week! Or a classy lad like Noel Gallagher liked Pot Noodles?

But what did Bowie like to eat with a glass of milk? Just like Buzzfeed click the article link to find out…

Bowie’s dietary habits

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Snowden The Hole

SnowdenThis is a companion dish to Julian Lasagne, although the two are very rarely seen in the same room. I wasn’t going to divulge the recipe for this as, well… it does utilise my own special secret mixture of herbs and spices which gives a unique tinge to the batter. But what are a few ingredients between friends?

There are rumours it’s been enjoyed in a number of intelligence agencies due to a backdoor in the recipe, so I’ve blown my own whistle on this one. Eating this could very well help with transit… possibly a bit too well. Cook thoroughly, or you’ll be making more unscheduled stops than the Bolivian president’s jet.


The recipe is as follows:

Find some pork sausages, plenty of them, reduced to clear of course,

Normally you would put these in a casserole dish and just bake, but I decided to scorch them first in a pan

My batter wasn’t great, but ideally you should whisk together eggs, flour and milk so it’s fairly smooth. Mine looked like a snowdrift in a Siberian sausage factory

Place the sausages in the casserole dish, three-quarter cover in batter and heat at 220C for half an hour. You may notice that the sausages are all tied together; ideally separate them before you start baking.

Rage Cuisine Tip:

Mount Snowdon used to be a hill in Wales; now it’s a honey trap operation. Always take care with your sausage.

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Cornelius Rooster Drops Right Wing



Kellogg’s, famous for its multicoloured cornflake rooster, has ceased to advertise on Breibart, following a number of controversial articles such as “Would You Rather Your Child Had Feminism Or Cancer?”.

Breibart have responded with a stream of rhetoric, calling the move “an escalation in the war by leftist companies”, in order to “placate left-wing totalitarians.”

Alexander Marlow, editor in chief, added, “If you serve Kellogg’s products to your family, you are serving up bigotry at your breakfast table.”

The relationship has certainly become Frostie.

Whereas Kellogg’s may well find themselves boycotted, I feel their stance is worth supporting. Just Right is surely easier to stomach that Alt-Right. Breibart could do with a kick in the crunchy nuts. Link to Guardian article.

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Anchovy In The UK



This was a kind of botched British tapas; a melange of anchovy, chicken stew, tuna, fried chicken wings and soft cheese triangles, thrown together like a 70’s punk band; without any thought for good taste.

The anchovy is a strange fish, one of the few fish to become a pizza topping. A highly scented sprat that comes in a jar. Just tip them on a plate and they’re done.

anchovie-ukThe chicken stew was just thigh with the skin pulled off and slow cooked in some water with herbs in it. I opened and added some chopped mixed stew vegetables. It turned out more of a broth and no-one ate it. Not exactly finger food.

The best was Joe’s sizzling tuna, the recipe for this is on the site somewhere.

If punk is the tapas of the urban guerrilla, this is the best fish since Sild Vicious.

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Never Mind The Pollocks


First of all you’ve got to be hungry enough to open up the bag of pollocks that’s been festering in the freezer.

Pour milk into a saucepan, enough to cover the fish

Top up whatever milk you don’t have with water and bring to a simmer

Put a couple of frozen cubes of spinach into the milk and defrost

Cut an onion up into little bits and add

Place a jacket potato in the microwave and blast on full power for 6 minutes

Whilst this is microwaving, tip the pollock in the pan.

If it doesn’t fit, it snaps easily by the way

Stir it all round until it seems cooked, the pollock bag I bought suggested 6 minutes

Add herbs and such like to taste


Add Country Life butter (of course) to the potato and serve alongside fish.

Rage Cuisine Tip:

Never mind the pollocks. God save the bream.


Pollock bag image spotted by Mr I. Seale Esq in Southend News Network

Image of John Lyndon from Country Life Ad. Possibly not a public image. No infringement intended.

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Number 16 Is Slightly Related To Food.

Whoever thought of the idea of combining images of the British countryside with capitalised vulgarities was surely onto a winner.

I would have preferred a smaller and more exclusive list, 98 in particular is not in common parlance and I suspect they just made it up.

Rude link.

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Is this fruitcake going to the White House?

Donald Trump Fruitcake

A half baked likeness of The Donald, or a Penn and Teller trick gone wrong? Where is this mysterious cake on casters heading tonight?

They seek him high and they seek him low. But Donald, where’s your trousers?

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Equal Rights For Cake


The Christian owners of a Northern Ireland bakery have lost their appeal against a ruling that their refusal to make a “gay cake” was discriminatory.

The proposed cake in question was considered gay as it included the word ‘gay’ on the top. The cake itself was gender neutral.

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